User blog:RuthlessKoopa1/A trollpasta, for fun.

This is in a blog Pls don't delete this k thx. This is for fun please take no offense to these parodies. PAUKEYMAHN THEOOREEZ!!!!1!1!one!!eleven!!

1. Lavender Town sickness. I MADED A THERY WHER IN THE FIRST JAPANESE POKEMEHN THE LAVENDER TOWN MUSIC WAS TOO LOUD AND IT HURT DA KIDZ EARS AND MADE THEN HAVE THE FLU FOR A DAY OR SO 100% true.

2. Black Ditto (Punctuation free 0_0) so there was a developer and he died and his ghost took over pokemon and he is a black ditto and he cant be caught the end

3. Prof. Oak has azheimers disease. He can't remember Blue's name. GENIUS 10/10 NAILED IT!!

4. UMG ASH IS A JERK TO HIS POKÉMON!!! By PETA. HE MADE BUTTERFREE FLY AWAY ASH IS A JERK!!!!!

5. Pokemon Y bad script. So in Y there is an unused script where if Yveltal knocks out all of your Pokémon he will kill you and it will go to a game over screen (sry no pix) with your trainer dead and Yveltal killing everyone. If you want to try and find it is called script.yveltal.murder.game.over.why.are.you.still.here Oh, and your 3DS will forever be stuck in the game over screen. Buy X instead.

6. Golly.exe None of these would even be allowed in trollpasta.

7. Blue's raticate Basically Gary's raticate but his name is Blue.