The Eevees

I was playing Pokémon go when I saw a Eevee. I threw a pokeball at it and it was caught.

I really wanted a Vaporeon so I named the Eevee Rainer (that actually works) made it my buddy, then a

few days later I evolved it. Then I tried to rename it Blue, and when I tapped the app again, it said that the Vaporeon’s name was: iNoLikeMyNewName. Then the app crashed. I restarted the app, and the Vaporeon’s name said: iHaveAwholeArmy. I freaked out and exited the “Pokémon“ option, and there was a LOT of Eevees on the map. I caught all of them, and this is what their names spelled:

W E H A T E Y O U.

I ignored that and used them to battle Team Rocket Leader Arlo, but the Eevees didn’t do anything, however much I spammed Quick Attack. I lost the battle and when I returned to the “Pokémon“ screen I realized that I had no Pokémon. Only the Vaporeon...and its name this time was: YouSee?SeeWhatWe CanDo? I yelled at the screen “Yes I SEE! You RUINED my game!” To my surprise the Vaporeon changed its name again. NoWeDidNotRuinTheGameWeRuinedYOU...

I freaked out and deleted the app.

Then I started the app again and logged in.

And again there was the Vaporeon, named LetMeGoFreeAndIforgiveYou.

But I couldn’t. After all, it was impossible in Pokémon go.

The Vaporeon’s name was PleaseILLhelpYou.

I yelled at the screen “It’s not MY fault I can’t!”

The sprite of the Vaporeon was weird, and its eyes had pupils...Red, glowing pupils.

LetMeGo...