YOUR LAST CHRISTMAS...

"I Think Delibirds Are Cute, Well Holiday, She's A Different Kind Of Cute, SCARY!!!!" I Loved Pokemon When I Was A Kid,

I Finally Gotten Pokemon SoulSilver For Christmas!!!!

I Put In It In My Nintendo DS,

I Then Started Playing,

It Showed No Intro,

I Checked My Party And I Have A Female Delibird Named Holiday,

She Had Black Eyes,

She Had Red Pupils,

Blood Was Coming Out Of Her Eyes,

I Decided To Talk To My Delibird, Holiday: Happy Holidays Nick!!! MAY THIS CHRISTMAS BE YOUR LAST... How Did She Know My Name!?!?! Holiday Wants You To Suffer... "WAIT WHAT!?!?!" I Said,

Then It Started With A Pokemon Battle,

The Music Was Backwards,

I Sent Out Vully (My Male Vulpix)

Because Fire Is Super Effective Against Ice!!!

I Decided To Make Him Use Fire Blast, Vully Is Too Scared!!!! "Wait..." I Said, Holiday Used Kill... Then It Showed Holiday With A Knife, MAY THIS CHRISTMAS BE YOUR LAST... Then It Killed Vully, Vully Has Died... "DEATH IN POKEMON!?!?!" I Shouted, Holiday Used Kill... Then My Trainer Got Killed,

I Turned Off My Nintendo DS,

I'll Never Look At Christmas Or A Delibird The Same Way Again...

Also, I Wish You A Creepy Christmas And A Bloody New Year... >:3