User:Netscapenavigaytor

hi! im - and i'm the five dark red dead pixels in the corner of your screen that you wrote off as a glitch. i write sometimes sad, usually strange, and honestly generally not all that violent pokepastas! whether or not my writing's your cup of tea, i hope you at least find them memorable!

My Pokepastas!
To Meet Again - ''""Silk is looking thoughtful. How did you...?" The Furret walked back and forth for a few seconds before everything resumed as normal." ''- some Pokemon have trouble moving on. lucky for Silk, the Action Replay can help!

Cheap Figures - "So when the stock photo for the lot had a weird grey-pink Pikachu with askew eyes front and center, I knew it would only get worse (or better) from there." - a bootleg collector buys some Random 30pc/set Pikachu Good Pokemon Go Mini Action Figure Toy 2-3cm Pocket Monster! it's just some nice good pokemon figur%s! it's just so"e nice goood pokem\n figurres! it#s juST soMme nic* g0odd p?kemon figu!es! i7tS j}sST ??3?!A??1?!

God, Not Another One! - "So, he popped the cartridge out, tossed it in the haunted cartridge drawer he kept, and got to cleaning the gobs of blood off his DS. What a waste of time." - Derek has a bit of a... problem with Pokemon games: all his cartridges end up haunted, and he's SO sick of it.

Fond forgotten - ''"Given my starter choice, I chose Bulbasaur for old time's sake - that had been my starter in Pokemon Blue, and I had given mine then the silly name of Bulby." ''- someone plays a neat little FireRed romhack, though the ending is... off. nostalgia is a lonely and sad thing, when you think about it.

I Am Your Gift - ''"In the morning, when I opened the game, it was already on the Mystery Gift screen. I knew for a fact I hadn't left it like that, but there it was. I wasn't really surprised." ''- a player attempts the DNS spoofing trick using a bizarre DNS address they had never seen before. they gain something they should not have... and lose something else in return.

WHERE THE Pokemon Good Toy Fun Gift Magic HAPPENS ! ! - ''"Mr. Overseer put a hand to the chin of his mask and looked up pensively."You know, I'm not so sure. It seems more like this place runs itself, in fact! Buuuuut that's the magic of the toy Pokemon cute gift for you!"" ''- expansion on Cheap Figures. Christine has a pretty lame job as a factory inspector. and today, she's been sent to a strange unlicensed Pokemon figurine factory that's going to make her hate her job a LOT more.

The Dead and the Damned - ''"In a glow of light, I spiralled forth from my prison into the quiet cover of night, my eyes widening in surprise to see the light of the moon and stars twinkling overhead. How far had I been taken from my resting place...?" ''- in-world Creepy Black adaptation/au from the GHOST's perspective. struck down by Team Rocket, a sorrowful Marowak mother becomes a vengeful spirit to protect her child - but not all is as she perceives it.

Empty Spaces - "Walking through the flowers outside Snowbelle City, I encountered what looked like a Bulbasaur. That was strange enough, but it also was level 0, had an incorrect cry and its name was simply a number that I've forgotten by now." - a player applying an unusual hack to their game opens the floodgates to a sea of unusual encounters suddenly appearing to them. will you be there for the festivities?

Poison Point / All Roads Lead Home - "She'd already been moving to flee on clockwork when the Venipede sparkled. She felt a complicated mixture of joy and disappointment and frustration. Her first shiny? Her first shiny! ...And it had to be this ugly bug." hannah hates insects more than almost anything. when this drives her to leave a shiny venipede permanently boxed, the hatred ends up cycling back to her in the worst sort of way. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PASTA HEAVILY FOCUSES ON THEMES OF CHILD NEGLECT, INFESTATIONS, AND CRUELTY TOWARDS BUGS)

Low Tide - "The Player looked at him dully, said that it just wasn't the same. Tide did not understand. " a player loses their childhood starter and finds a close enough replacement. no one is left satisfied with this arrangement.

Non-Player Character - "She really wanted to take a break. Did she even have breaks? She couldn't recall. Was it legal to force someone to stand at a receptionist desk all day in one neverending shift without even a lunch break?" nurse joy's job is boring as hell - all she does is stand in place and do nothing waiting for trainers to show up. and her coworkers aren't much for conversation, either!

THE HAUNTED POKEMON DIAMOND GAME OF ENDLESS DARKNESS - "he jumped into his favorite bed and grabed his gizmondo and equiped the Pokemon Diamond cartrige. but the title scrrrn was strange "POKEMON DIE-MOND" and dialga exploded into blood when he pressed start." uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

(there's a couple others on here written by me, though not under this account... i won't list them here as they're old and i'm kinda embarrassed by most of 'em, but if you figure out which ones, good for you?)