User blog:Laxycat900/"Grass or Fire" Eevee Pokepasta

This is my first Pokepasta I've written. So I'm aware it's most likley bad. So thanks, I hope you enjoy!



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'''Who knew some Eevees were picky, from my first experience, they weren’t too brutal or mean about not becoming the eeveelution they wanted to be, but this one Eevee I had- well… I can say it wasn’t normal. But I’ll share anyway because- why not? I got the new switch game pokemon sword- mainly because I liked Zacian’s design. I was really excited to get my Eevee from that place where the kid gives you one if you have pokemon Let’s go Eevee in your switch menu. I was kinda upset to find out the gigantamax Eevee couldn’t evolve, one of my friends traded me an Eevee that doesn’t gigantamax, I really wanted a Leafeon, since that was my favorite eeveelution. I had a Fire stone mainly saved for my shiny Growlithe, I wanted to train it up before evolving. I had just arrived at the seventh gym, Piers was the gym leader. I finally got to the battle after some pointless dialogue, at least it was pointless to me, my pokemon were from levels 40 to 50. I forgot I even had a Fire stone, I sent out Growlithe for the first pokemon-'''

“Gym Leader Piers sent out Scrafty!”

'''It game out of a Dusk ball- which seemed odd to me because the rest of the Team Yell members used Friend balls. '''

Scrafty’s intimidate lowered my Growlthe’s attack.

“Growlithe used Flamethrower!”

'''It did quite the damage for a level 43 pokemon. '''

“The opposing Scrafty was burned!”

'''“Yes! I might win this on the first try this time!” I thought to myself. It usually takes me 2 or 3 times to beat the gym leader. '''

“The opposing Scrafty used Brick Break!”

'''It did a lot of damage to my Growlithe, I didn’t have any healing items so I swapped him with my Eevee. Not the Gigantamax one. '''

“Eevee used Swift!”

The Scrafty’s hp went down to 0, so I knew I knocked him out.

“The opposing Scrafty fainted!”

'''I whispered a slight “Yes!” to myself. I got some exp for my pokemon thanks to exp share.'''

“Gym Leader Piers is about to send out Malamar”

“Would you like to switch pokemon?”

I clicked no and continued the battle, Malamar came out.

“The opposing Malamar used Foul Play!”

'''It took about a quarter of my Eevee’s hp. I didn’t worry much though.'''

“Eevee used Bite!”

“A critical hit!”

I had high hopes for Eevee but then- when Eevee knocked out the Malamar- the text said this.

“The opposing Malamar died”

“What the hell?” I hissed out loud, I’m glad my parents weren’t there for that.

“Gym Leader Piers is about to send out Obstagoon”

“Would you like to switch pokemon?”

I hesitantly clicked no.

“Gym Leader Piers sent out Obstagoon!”

I was kinda scared but thought nothing of it.

“The opposing Obstagoon used Obstruct!”

'''Obstagoon shouted and a huge black and white x appeared in front of the Obstagoon. '''

“The opposing Obstagoon protected itself!”

'''“What a weird way to protect yourself” I jokingly thought. '''

“Eevee used Slash!”

'''This- was kind of weird now, my Eevee didn’t know Slash and I don’t think it can even learn it! Luckily enough, the Obstagoon was protected. I sighed with relief and hoped it was a one time thing.'''

It wasn’t…

'''After I beat the game I thought I would finally evolve my Eevee into Leafeon. Yeah I know I can just catch one at the lake of outrage if the weather in-game’s correct. But it was raining there so a Vaporeon would spawn. So I decided to evolve it instead, it’s more fun that way anyway. I got a Leaf Stone finally, I tried using it on Eevee but- it said something like this.'''

“It seems Eevee doesn’t like it!”

'''I thought that only happened in Let’s go Eevee! I kept using the Leaf Stone and it cut to the evolution screen.'''

“Finally!” I shouted.

'''“Congratulations! Your Eevee evolved into a Flareon!” '''

It- was a cross breed between Leafeon and Flareon- the Leafeon had Flareon’s ears- it was bleeding, I can easily say the same for Flareon’s tail being attached to Leafeon.

“I only wanted to be a Flareon” the Flareon-Leafeon-Eevee said with the textbox.

'''I froze, I didn’t know what to say. '''

“Flareon challenged you to a battle!”

I sent out Umbreon, which I named “Shade”

“The opposing Flareon used Death rush!”

'''At this point I knew this was hacked. I was actually pretty excited so I kept playing. It was a 1 hit K.O'''

“Shade died”

'''The text was back! Ugh that was pretty boring. So simple it’s not even creepy. After all my pokemon “died” my character was sent out.'''

“The opposing Flareon used kill”

“Oh god…” I murmured, I was frozen shook.

“Sally… died” 

'''That was my character’s name, there was a game over screen after that. I shut off my switch, took out the cartridge and burned it in the firepit.'''

                                                                           2 years later…

'''I got a new pokemon game that was pokemon shield. I started a new game and- that Eevee of my nightmares was the only one on the screen.'''

                                               “Welcome back Sally, did you miss me?”