User blog:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Pokémon death

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I put pokémon red into my gameboy, but for some reason, my gameboy encountered an error. I tried again, and again, and it took 6 tries before text showed up on the gameboy saying, “I tried to keep you away, but you didn't listen…” and then the game began. However, I was in a pokémon center with spooky music. I talked to Nurse Joy, but her name was Nurse Sorrow. She said, “All pokémon you own are at full health.” Strangely, though, when I checked my pokémon after, and they were all level 666 fainted Unown with -1/0 HP spelling DELETE. Unown isn’t even in Red. I was confused, but the game was preventing me from turning it off. It wouldn’t even let me stop playing.

I left the pokémon center, and after that it seemed normal, although I couldn’t avoid the tall grass, but I was able to enter it. My first encounter was a level 100 Gengar, and the game made me send out a level 5 Squirtle as my only pokémon. I thought I was going to lose, but the Gengar used teleport for some reason. I continued, and I didn’t encounter any more pokémon. I got to route 2, where I entered a trainer battle against a Lass. However, the trainer didn’t send out pokémon, she sent out a Hiker. The hiker was level 20, but it kept using splash, so I took it out. The Lass then challenged me herself, and she was level 100.

I used bubble beam, and it dealt 1 damage. She used a move called ERROR, which did nothing. I used bubble beam again, and it healed her. She then used EVIL, which caused my pokémon to instantly faint, and my trainer did too. When I awoke, I was in an empty room with no exit in a cave. I looked and I had no escape ropes. I walked around in it and encountered a level 4 Arcanine, but squirtle was a level 7 water type so I took it out easily. A hole in the cave wall opened up, and I walked through into a room with 4 trainers that looked just like what I look like in real life, lying on the floor, dead. I was scared. I kept walking and encountered Brock. Brock said, "This is the end", and sent out a Venusaur.

I lost the battle, and was sent into a fight against a level 100 Lass immediately. I found out I had an Arceus somehow, and I used the Arceus, and the Arceus killed the Lass and then killed my player character. Then, the game turned off. I immediately smashed the copy of red, and, just in case, I also smashed my gameboy. Then, I went to bed. In my dream, there was an Arceus, and the Arceus destroyed the Earth. Then, I woke up, and found, in front of me, an Arceus.

I said to the Arceus, “Hi. W-why are you here?” The Arceus didn’t reply. I left the room to go to the bathroom, but the Arceus was there, too. The Arceus looked up, and I saw a face drawn in blood on it’s neck. The face started talking. “I am here”, it said. “I will eat you”, it said. I tried to run away, but it wouldn’t let me. The Arceus moved towards me, and the face said, “there is no escape. It is time to die.” I screamed, “No! Why! Why would you do this? Attack someone else! Anyone else!”

The face said, “No. You are going to die.” I decided the only thing left to do was to fight it. I jumped at it, but the mouth opened up and I fell in. I woke up, and I was inside the Arceus. I didn’t know what to do. I looked around, and saw something. So many pokémon trapped in here. Then I saw it. A level 100 Corviknight. I threw my pokéball and caught it. I named it Savior. Together, me and Savior flew out of the Arceus. However, we were so small. However, the size quickly reverted to normal. As me and Savior were flying through the sky to get back to Arceus, we saw a level 100 Absol. We caught it. However, it already had a name: Disaster.

I checked my pokémon’s moves. Savior knew the following. Disaster knew some different moves. That was odd. Supernova Missile, Immortal God Blast, Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Beam, and Intergalactic Obliteration sounded OP. Slaughter and Mass Murder… that’s scary. \/01|) |)0\/\/3|^ seemed to be “void power”, whatever that meant. G-Max Mega Max Destruction? How could you be mega evolved, dynamaxed, and gigantimaxed at the same time while not being any of those things? Well, the move pool seemed strong enough to take on Arceus.
 * Supernova Missile
 * Immortal God Blast
 * Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Beam
 * G-Max Mega Max Destruction
 * Intergalactic Obliteration
 * Mass Murder
 * \/01|) |)0\/\/3|^
 * Slaughter

We found Arceus. There he was. We challenged him. However, we soon realized that this was a mistake. Arceus was level 666, and was surrounded by level 666 unown, and had 1,000 arms revealed. Arceus said, “I created this universe. Now it is time to destroy it. Everyone in it will suffer a death slow and painful.” I told Savior to use Immortal God Blast. That sounded like a good move to use against Arceus. Checking the move’s description, it deals 1,000 damage. However, Arceus seemed to only lose 1 health, of millions. I realized that this beast would destroy us. There was no hope.

He went for Roar of Time. Savior held on and used G-Max Mega Max Destruction. It was a bit better, but still not nearly enough. Savior dodged a Spacial Rend and went for Supernova Missile. Not even a scratch. Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Hyper Beam dealt a lot of damage, but not even close to enough. Arceus used… a move, and this move took out Savior. With savior down, I had to send out Disaster. I had pretty much lost all hope at this point. I used Slaughter, but even that wasn’t enough. Arceus used… that move… again… but Disaster survived and used Intergalactic Obliteration. Mass Murder wasn’t enough, either. By now, Disaster was about to be taken out and Arceus had barely lost 1/100th of his max health. I had only one move left before Disaster fainted, so I tried out \/01|) |)0\/\/3|^. It took out the Arceus somehow. Wow, that move was strong. But then, Disaster suddenly fainted, and a Lass appeared in front of me.

She said, “That’s right. Arceus didn’t kill me. I faked my death. I am Arceus’ master. He is weak. He failed me. In comparison, I am omnipotent. I will erase you from existence.” I screamed in terror as my body began to disintegrate. The Lass cackled as I tried to use moves like punch, which did nothing, and before I knew it, I was dead.

I put down the cartridge I was playing the fangame on, thinking, “Wow. This is an intense fangame. I’ll try again after I wake up in the morning.” Then I went to my bed, but there, standing in front of the door, was a Lass.