Board Thread:Wall of Shame/@comment-25791545-20190201193723

Hello, I Am Just An Average Boy Named Brian,

I Love Pikachu,

He's Just So Cute!

I Put In Pokemon Yellow In My Gameboy,

I Named My Trainer Brian As Always,

I Also Named My Rival Steve,

I Started My Adventure,

I Walked On The Tall Grass When Suddenly, OAK: Hey! Wait! Don't Go Out! The Hell?

I Thought I Was Ready To Go By Myself... OAK: That Was Close! "What The Hell Oak!?!?" I Said, OAK: Wild Pokemon Live In Tall Grass! I Didn't Know That...

Then This Happened,



The Music Was Dissorted,

I Tried To Turn It Down,

But It Kept Going Up,

I Heard The Voice Of A Pikachu,

Then It Turned The Screen Turned Black,

Professor Oak Was Gone,

I Checked On My Party,

There It Was,

A Pikachu,

I Was Happy To Have One In My Party,

But Something Was Odd About Him,

His Fur Was Gray,

He Had Red Eyes,

Blood Was Coming Out Of His Eyes,

His Cheeks Were Dark Red,

Blood Was On His Hands And The Tip Of His Tail,

PIKACHU: Do You Love Me Master...? "Of Course I Do Pikachu!" I Said With Kindness, PIKACHU: Thank You Master, I Love You Too... I Went Out To Catch My First Pokemon,

Then I Found It,

A Clefairy,

It Was Female,

I Decided To Catch Her,

One Click,

Two Clicks,

Three Clicks,

Click!

"YES!!! I CAUGHT MY FIRST POKEMON!!!!" I Screamed With Joy,

I Named Her Shimmer,

But She Seemed Different,

Blood Was Coming Out Of Her Eyes, Her Mouth, And Her Ears, Shimmer: Do You Still Love Us... I Clicked Yes, PIKACHU/Shimmer: Thank You... We Love You Too... You're A Cool Trainer. "You're Welcome." I Said To My First Two Pokemon,

I Found My Rival Steve, Steve: Hey Brian! Since Pops Isn't Here, Wanna Fight? "Yes Steve, Prepare Your Pokemon!!!" I Said With Full Readiness,

He Sent Out Vaporeon,

Damn... I Wanted That Vaporeon...

I Sent Out Pikachu,

He Only Learned One Move,

Kill,

What Kind Of Move Is This?

I Didn't Care So I Clicked On It, PIKACHU Used Kill! I Heard The Vaporeon Cry For Help, May Vaporeon Rest In Peace! What The Hell?

I Decided This Was None Of My Business So I Kept Playing,

Later I Found An Eevee,

I Catched Him,

One Click,

Two Clicks,

Three Clicks,

Click!

"Awesome! Now I Can Have A Vaporeon!"

I Named Him Vapor,

I Gave The Water Stone To My Eevee,

He Then Evolved Into A Vaporeon,

I Switched My Partner Pikachu With My Vaporeon,

Later I Found A Pidgey,

Oh God, I Hate Pidgeys...

I Sent Out Vapor, Vapor Used Water Gun! "DIE YOU STUPID BIRD!!!!" I Shouted At That Pidgey, PIKACHU: Why Did You Replace Me With Him, I Thought I Killed Him... "What Are You Talking About Pikachu? It's Just Friendly With You." I Said To Him, PIKACHU: NO! You Hate Me And Shimmer!!! "Calm Down Pikachu..." I Said Again, PIKACHU/Shimmer: NO!!! YOUR VAPOREON MUST DIE!!! Then They Grabbed Two Knifes,

They Then Slit His Throat,

Cut Off His Tail,

And Last And Not Least,

They Beheaded Him... May Vapor Rest In Peace! "NO!!!! NOT MY VAPOREON!!!!! YOU MONSTERS KILLED MY VAPOREON!!!!" I Screamed, PIKACHU And Shimmer Used Kill! They Did The Same Thing To My Trainer,

I Throwed My Gameboy At The Wall And Began To Cry,

I'll Never Look At A Pikachu Or A Clefairy Again... 