Steal these and you will be sorry.
"Any1 want free cookiez?!!!!!!!!11111"
Quotes from Others
"Because I can't."
"I'm here because camp is where kids are sent when their parents don't want to deal with them. Why do you think we return the favor when they hit seventy?"
~ Max, Camp Camp
"Give a man a hole, he has nothing. Give a man a shovel, he can dig a hole to CONTAIN the nothing."
~ Harold, TDA
"Yeah that creepy guy down the street doesn't seem suspicious at all..."
"I'm not talking to you for three days."
~ Mandy, Grim Adventures
"THE CLOWNS WILL DESTROY US ALL!!!!!"
~ Billy, Grim Adventures
~ Me and Imtheaura
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, Wumbo."
~ Patrick, SpongeBob Squarepants
"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes."
~ Grumpy Cat
"SHUT UP AND BE A MAN!"
~ Blackfire, TTG
"You don't marry someone you just met."
~ Elsa, Frozen (PFFT, tell that to all the other Disney princesses)
"Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the former."
~ Albert Einstein
~ Ice Bear, We Bare Bears